Monday, April 5, 2010

The Big Empty

I didn't get it.  The Big Empty was David Lynch-ish, I guess, but forgettable.  Which is a shame, because John Favreau is usually awesome.  Has he ever been in another movie that was released straight to DVD?   

The Proposal

This movie was not bad.  It was most certainly not very good, but on the scale of horrible Failure to Launch to not-so-terrible-every-other-romantic-comedy -- not the worst.  Why is it that in romantic comedies 3 day "weekends" end up being longer than 2 weeks?  So many things happen.  An eagle tries to take a puppy, rap songs around the bonfire, naked mishaps, immigration dodging marriage plans, trip to Alaska, Betty White has a heart attack and tailors a wedding dress, Oscar from The Office does a strip tease and officiates a marriage service, AND it all wraps up by Monday morning.  Watch it instantly on Netflix.  Otherwise, save it for a girl's night. 

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Gentlemen Broncos

I nearly forgot to include Gentlemen Broncos, which we watched last weekend.  

Napoleon Dynamite move on over, make way for Gentlemen Broncos.  Totally irreverent.  So ridiculous.  Super funny.  Wacky story about sci-fi writers, kids, stolen material, misguided fashion, and everyone that is currently fantastic in movies/on TV now.*     



*exaggeration, but still.  

Finding Nemo, The Big Empty, Get Smart, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Because I Said So

I had my wisdom tooth out the other day.  I spent all weekend snuggled on the couch with my boyfriend, napping, and in bed with the kitties watching movies. 

Finding Nemo: Love it.  Fell asleep for most of it because I was doped from the mouth surgery and on Vicodin.  Dory's my favorite.

The Big Empty: Fell asleep again.  Dan thought it was really good but didn't want to rewatch it when I woke up.  I'll have to watch it some time soon. 

Get Smart: I like Steve Carell and Anne Hathaway.  Steve Carell is choice when it comes to bumbling comedic genius.  I got sort of bored during the end fight scene, but otherwise worth the rent.   

Fantastic Mr. Fox: Super awesome amazing splendid cussin' fantastic!  I wanted to watch it again right after it ended.  

Because I Said So: Diane Keaton, Mandy Moore, and Lorelai from Gilmore Girls. Cute girly movie, although I wonder if any daughters really talk that much about sex with their mothers.   

La Vie En Rose

I hesitated to write this review for the past few weeks.  I didn't know -- don't know -- if I could really describe how transformative Marion Cotillard's performance was.  She truly became Edith Piaf.  While I watched the film, I had no point of reference to compare the two, but I just knew that Marion metamorphosized into Edith: so broken, abused, neglected, mentally and physically ill.  

I don't think that the point of the film was to make Edith a likable person -- she was someone who intrigued me, not someone that I necessarily routed for because I liked her.  From the very beginning, the little girl who was raised in horrible conditions, became the product of her surroundings.  It was like a first run conception of Behind the Music.  In a really weird way this movie drew out my social worker skills (which are always at the ready) -- I honed in on the neglect, deviant upbringing, lack of medical care, lack of emotional support, physical and emotional abuse, and rampant substance abuse that produced this wonderfully talented, broken woman.  Edith was a real life china doll; delicate, timeless, stylized, and so frail.  I don't really know what to write, just simply Marion Cotillard's performance was mind blowing and I became totally enraptured.  A must see.